Peter Lijnse
Here is a list of some jokes in the ITSM space... for some of them you will need to be an ITIL geek to understand them
Request walks into a bar. Bar tender: would you like something to drink? Request: Cool! A voice activated service catalog.
A CI walks into a bar. Bartender says "hey, did Change authorize this?"
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Change walks into a bar. Bar tender: care for a drink? Change: vomits on the bar and says, sorry had to do a rollback on the last one.
Availability walks into a bar. Bar tender: care for a blend? Availability: yes, I try to stay away from the single (point of failure)
Redundancy walks into a bar. Bar tender: sorry, I can't serve you, your too drunk. Redundancy: ok I'll go to the bar next door.
An Incident walks into a bar. Before he orders a drink, he vanishes. A little while later, the same Incident comes in again. The bartender asks “what can I get you?” But he’s gone again. A little while later when Incident comes in again, the bartender asks “Hey buddy, do we have a problem?”
Standard+Case walks into a bar. Bartender: two beers? Standard: yes Case: yes. While the bartender pours the beers he gets a hart attack. Standard: what do we do? Case: jumps over the bar, revives the bartender and pours two beers and says: bring it on!
Incident walks into a bar. Bartender: hello, you turned out to be a real regular. You have been her every night for the last month. Incident: yeah I know, my wife says I have a problem.
iTIL (i-til) is not a cash register made by Apple Inc.
