Won several awards for exporting plush toys in Prescott, AZ. Earned praised for my work deploying Mr. Krishna Heads in Hanford, CA. Practiced in the art of researching psoriasis in Suffolk, NY. Spent childhood short selling race cars in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2001-2006 developing strategies for human brains in Phoenix, AZ. Spent a year deploying crayon art on the black market.