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Top TINDER SUPERHEROES & their superpowers

Here the list of the most frequent failed pictures on online dating apps & sites. Learn how to identify them and how react to their super powers.
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Typoman

Typoman

Making typos at the speed of light, Typoman will use the power of confusion hoping to make you choose him by making you wonder: he can’t be English, can it? Maybe he is foreigner… actually, is this maybe a poem?!

How to react: resist the romantic urge to think he is a charming foreigner; he is just an ignorant donkey. No doubt, swipe left!

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Partyman

Partyman

Partyman has a very strong camouflage power. Surrounded by a group of other party people, you'll hope he's the hot one only to realize during your date he was the one with the mullet and the sweaty armpits.

How to react: ask him precisely which one of the group he is. When in doubt, unmatch.

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Sadoman

Like his colleague Superman, Sadoman looks totally average during the day. But give him a fast speed internet connection and he will turn into a Master Dominator and unleashing the power of the spank, forcing an admiring Christian Grey to take notes.

How to react: if getting your butt spanked into the form of a burned pancake turn you on, just go for it. Otherwise, skip.

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Gymman

Gymman

You will find him staring at the gym mirror with a 5Kg weight in his hand. His superpower: mega-watt farts induced by the protein shakes he gulps by the liter. Unfortunately his power unleashes when laying down, making him a very dangerous lover.

How to react: let him go before he lets it go.

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Tigerman

Tigerman

Looking at him hugging a tiger will trap you into think his power is courage. Big mistake! Taking a picture with a tiger is an Asian tourists-trap, those poor animals being often drugged heavily.

How to react: after the 10th Tigerman, the exoticism will wear out and you will do the one and only thing to do: swipe left. You prefer the Lion King anyway.

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Mystery man

Mystery man

Despite the name you will easily recognize this specimen as he will show no picture and in exceptional cases show the power of transparency. The romantic in you will hope he is a gorgeous guy who had enough of being liked for his physical appearance. Reality is that he is ugly or married. Often both.

How to react: swipe left, if you want the thrill of a surprise just give carte-blanche to your hairdresser.

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Selfieman

Selfieman

Selfieman wants to show you the power of his biceps but in taking selfies in the bathroom he is just proving he has only one mirror in the 1 room cave he is sharing with his college flat mate.

How to react: do nothing, his power being very limited, ignoring him will be enough.

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Trouteman

Trouteman

Often 30 years old virgin, blessed by the power of patience Trouteman proudly shows the only thing he managed to catch lately: a large stinking fish. This is your once in a life time to discover how to clean a fish. Don't worry, after the 50th it will feel natural.

How to react: buy plastic gloves and get ready or just swipe left.