Title My New Book, Win $100 in Books

I'm writing a new book and need your help. It's funny, irreverent and deals with faith and culture, if we're religious or not. Check out the first chapter linked in the blog post. Some content was influenced by the original title and can be tweaked to fit a new title. Add your TITLE AND SUBTITLE & vote. The winner gets copies of my last six books, valued at $100. I'll also give you credit inside the book! I reserve the right to "veto" the final title but the title with the most votes still gets the books.