10 XXX Parodies I Want to See Made

This was just such a cool show that I can't imagine someone hasn't already done it. A wise cracking ex-spy who can talk, fight or shoot his way out of any situation. A hot gun toting girlfriend who loves to blow shit up. And a slightly over the hill partner with a thing for Mojitos and rich older women. I can just see James Deen, jessica drake and Tom Byron teaming up to battle international terrorism, fuck their way through Miami and save the mom and pop ice cream stand in the process.

This was a pretty cool show for a little while. Even when it got somewhat annoy there was always some hot eye candy to enjoy. It makes this list strictly because I want to see Sahara Knite coaxed out of retirement to play Divya. Can't you just see her ditching her arranged marriage to tear it up with some vacationing pro athlete and then closing the movie by doing a DP with her two nerdy bosses? This needs to happen!

Anyone who has ever watched the band of junk collectors...errr treasure hunters go through abandoned storage lockers trying to turn other people's crap into second hand profits knows how addictive it can be. Imagine some of the crazy shit they could find in those storage units in a XXX version. Can you imagine James Bartholet playing Dave Hestor and screaming out "Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup" as the bids go higher for who gets to participate in the final gang bang of busty hottie Brandi (Played by Bree Olson)?

I know what you're thinking, but hold your horses. We could go two ways with this one without venturing into Jared from Subway territory. We could go the traditional XXX parody route where the girls are all grown up for a reunion show. I can see Riley Reid as the unbeatable Maddy all grown up with more on her mind than having pretty feet. Or we could go for something different, keep kids off screen and focus on the bitchy moms slutting it up with their clueless husbands, sugar daddies or each other. Who wouldn't want to see Julia Ann, Nikki Benz, India Summer and Naomi Banxxx doing literally anything to assure their daughters good scored from the judges. We can even coax Lisa Ann out of retirement to join a hair pulling, eye scratching final orgy. We can call it Dance MILFs.

Some of you may remember this early 80's TV gem about a white basketball coach doing his best to teach life lessons at impoverished Carver High. Imagine the lessons Mark Wood could teach his clearly too old for high school players about how to treat their girlfriends. Imagine what porn could do with a character named "Salami.: Then imagine the lessons all those players could teach the coach's hot wife. Played by Franceca Le of course in a final team party turned gang bang.

This one has to be in Axel Braun's box of ideas. It's just too cool to be left off this list. Just imagine a greasy Tommy Pistol as Oswald Cobblpot. Clean cut Tyler Nixon as a young, but of age Bruce Wayne with Tori Black and Faye Reagan as Selina Kyle and Ivy. Erik Everhard as Jim Gordon and Steve Holmes as Harvey Bullock.. The always sexy Misty Stone kicking ass and sucking cock as Fish Mooney. With a guest spot for Nina Hartley as Oswald's mom. This one is just begging to be done.

What's not to like here? Action, romance, comedy, sword fighting, giants and a damsel in distress. But a beloved kids' story turned XXX? Inconceivable you say? Not so fast says I. (After all, they did it with Little Mermaid). Just imagine the lovely Anikka Albrite as Princess Buttercup and Mick Blue as her Prince Welsely? And how about Manuel Ferrara dropping the famous "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." We could even get Ron Jeremy and Nina Hartley to play the Billy Crystal and Carol Kane roles. (That's two Carol Kane roles for Nina in one article.)

This one is a no-brainer. After her success in the celebrity sex tape genre (Award winner, contrats) the former child star Tami Erin would be perfect for reprise her role. Tami as Pipi is all grown up and getting into all kinds of adventures with various co-stars. We can watch her save the day as usual, with a brand new, naked twist. Perhaps she even runs into some hot ginger cousins played by Sunny Lane and Faye Regan to join in the fun.

Topical, hard-hitting and potentially ground breaking, a XXX version of the NWA story would be porn gold. With Will Ryder doing the music this would be fantastic. Put Lexington Steele, Flash Brown, Javon Jordan, Sean Michaels and Tyler Knight together with a good script and it could be great. Or, you could go with a more porn-related slant and have the guys tell the tale of a group of African American porn performers struggling to get recognition and respect in an industry that still sees them struggle. Call it Straight Outta Canoga Park.

Or you could go political and take NWA style shots a AHF with "Straight Outta Condoms."

How can a show that involves constant references to anal sex and masturbation not make the list? How can we not want to see what happens when Pete (Played in our case by Mr. Pete) learns from his hot new girlfriend (Alexis Texas) how to make a Golden Gate with Raffi (Tommy Pistol)? Who wouldn't want to see Andre's slutty sister (Joanna Angel) blowbang the whole league during halftime? This wise cracking group of friends can one line their way through a hilarious season of fantasy football and fucking. And of course in the end, Kevin will lose and his Sack-o punishment will be to watch all his friends gang bang his hot wife Jenny played by the ever football-savvy Mia Khalifa.