Dhansu Series
Jokes and funny messages about different aspects of life.SMS for mobile of different categories like love,friendship,girlfriend and lots more.jokes,fun,funny,sms,witty,Humour,punchline,messages,Amusing Messages,Comic-Timing
Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)
Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ??????
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a check-up.The doctor tells him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"The 80-year-old responded, "Did I say he was dead?" The doctor couldn't believe it!
Welcome to INDIA Jokes - How to Identify Car Drivers in different country
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window...
Sydney
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One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn...
Japan
SYMBOL- MISS4 TURNS RED WHEN PLACED BESIDES BETTER LOOKING SPECIMEN OF SAME SPECIES ATOMIC WEIGHT- HIGHLY VARIABLECHEMICAL PROPERTIES1 VERY ACTIVE AND HIGHLY REACTIVE OTHER PROPERTIES1 STAINED OR OVER-STAINED WITH POWDER, LIPSTICK & ALL OTHER COSMETICS 2 NEVER AGES BEYOND SWEET 16 3 CRIES INSTANTANEOUSLY USES1 A FAST MEDIUM OF SPREADING TOP SECRETS 2 BEST INCOME OR POCKET MONEY REDUCING AGENT CAUTION1 HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE 2 HANDLE WITH CARE & AT UR OWN RISK....
The adolescent girl from Tennessee is standing on the stage of a drama summer camp in upstage New York. It's a beautiful day. But the girl doesn't feel beautiful. She's not the leggy, glamorous Hollywood type. In fact, she describes herself as dorky?
