Stepping on a rusty screw. Slamming your fingers in a meat locker. Attending a children's brass band competition. All undeniably TORTUOUS. But writing a bio for your website? Shouldn't be painful in the slightest. 'Ah, easy for YOU to say! You're the wordsmith chica. I'm like ... not.' Let me be perfectly clear: I refuse to believe that some people are Writers, while others are Not(ers). Are some people naturally gifted with words? Of course. Just as others are naturally gifted with impeccable balance, 20/20 vision, a knack for Sudoku puzzles, or gardening skills that would make Johnny Appleseed weep. But to borrow a question from Julia Cameron: 'Did you write today? Then you're a writer today.' And I bet you wrote something -- a text message, an email, a tweet, a terrible poem -- today. So you're a writer. Today. And let's finish your godforsaken ABOUT ME page before you've ambled into the afterlife. If you're stuck, struggling, stumped or just plain sick of your bio, try one (or all)