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Updated by PavarottiShakur on Apr 08, 2015
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Top 5 Things you should do when the police kill me

how I wish to be celebrated and demonstrated.

1

Kick Sum'then

Kick Sum'then

I really do want you to make a scene. Know that in life I abhor silent vigils. Moments of silence. Silence of the lambs. I just hate silence. Kick something over for ya'boy. I say this sh!t humorously but the guide to gettin free is always in my subtext, my G.

2

Do not recite any spoken words

Do not recite any spoken words

Please please! I repeat.....please do not recite any spoken word poetry to commemorate me. That is some broke back mountain passive aggressive sh!t. Naw B. Unless you Tupac Shakur and you that nigga that speaks rivers like Khalil Gibran or Jesus at the last supper please do not do no wack sh!t like that for me.

3

Find a Groupon for Organized Rioting

Find a Groupon for Organized Rioting

Nothing burns me up more than to see my people divided on anything. If you're wrong be wrong together. If you're right be right together. Anything else is foolishness. Riots are the result of division. They make me shake my dayumm head. Riots are bad. If you must engage in riotous rebellion you should engage in a conscious rebellion. See an unconscious rebellion is good energy misdirected. But a conscious rebellion is good energy directed strategically. It has a purpose. Have leadership. Have commands. Do no more than your bail money allows. Have a plan when ya lady goes in the clink for you. Yes, i said your lady. Because these women ride harder for us than any man out here.

4

Be a nigga for'uh'day

Be a nigga for'uh'day

I know that yall like to divide between Good Black folk and Bad Black folk. But in all honesty there is no difference. Bof'uh'yall is dealing with the same mental torture or, as my niguh W.E.B DuBois would say, double consciousness. As Solomon, the wisest man on earth, put it "to everything there is a season....there is a time for love and a time for hate." That's right get in contact with your inner-nigguh. Do a say-once to contact your ancestor, watch Roots, replay Denzel getting whipped in Glory just for'uh'slice of that good'ol'Merikan pie.

5

Coordinate. Wear the freshes Jordans you GOT...if they match yo'bruthas

Coordinate. Wear the freshes Jordans you GOT...if they match yo'bruthas

If God answers my prayer, then my untimely and unjust demise will be met with an organized but more importantly a fashionable resistance. Before you materialistic ninjas start running around causing havoc and burning trash cans, please make sho'yall is matching. PLEASE. If you wearing the elev'ums and he wearing the thirteens, then you are going separated like Vh-1 separated Benzino and Stevie J and like Bravo separated Nene Leaks and that kountry gurl holding onto her last years of beauty.

If you can coordinate your dress code, then you are a half step closer to coordinating your MINDS.