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Top 5 Thoughts Men Have Before A Prostate Exam

1

Oh my gawd what if I enjoy this and turn into a gay zombie.

Oh my gawd what if I enjoy this and turn into a gay zombie.

barack obama, mccain, zombie

2

what if his fingers don't fit? since nothing has ever been up there before should i have prepped it? Oy'Vay!

what if his fingers don't fit? since nothing has ever been up there before should i have prepped it? Oy'Vay!

#dikembe #mutumbo

3

will I break the news to my mother in her living room or on her porch?

will I break the news to my mother in her living room or on her porch?

#jenniferLewis

4

does this mean i'll start crying during The Notebook?

does this mean i'll start crying during The Notebook?

this part always gets me in the feels

5

will my mouth and eyes ever close?

will my mouth and eyes ever close?