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9 Things You Study When You Forget To Take Your Phone to The Bathroom

Oh no. You've sat your fat arse on the toilet and then you realise that you've forgotten your phone. Fear not. Here are 9 things you can study while you're sat there.

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Domestos Duck Liquid Rimblock

Domestos Duck Liquid Rimblock

Wow. 5-5% non-ionic surfactants.

2

Femfresh

Femfresh

Sweet-smelling flaps.

3

Glade Plugin

Glade Plugin

No more smells of hot arse. Clean linen all the way baby.

4

Hair Conditioner Labels

Hair Conditioner Labels

Onion? Are you mental? Smells lush though.

5

Listerine

Listerine

Woah. Contact a Poison Control Centre straightaway if swallowed? Wtf?

6

Shampoo

Shampoo

Yah. Boring. Next.

7

Clean Shower

Clean Shower

You really think I'm going to clean my shower every fucking day?

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Why?

Why?

Just why?

9

Shit and Smile

Shit and Smile

Sorry. Sit and Smile.