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Updated by WalesOnCraic on Jul 27, 2017
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13 Things To Do With Your Kids In Newport This Half Term

All parents dread school holidays. Why should those lazy teachers have yet more time off and why should WE, parents, have to look after our own kids? Fear not. WalesOnCraic is here with 13 Things You Can Do With Your Kids This Half Term
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Still not working? Why not take them out in the car for an argument?

Still not working? Why not take them out in the car for an argument?
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Take Them Swimming In the River Wye

Take Them Swimming In the River Wye
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Not impressed huh? Why not stick them in a cardboard box?

Not impressed huh? Why not stick them in a cardboard box?
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Boring eh? Ok. Why don't you dress up for them?

Boring eh? Ok. Why don't you dress up for them?
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Ok, maybe not quite like that. Why don't you dress up together?

Ok, maybe not quite like that. Why don't you dress up together?
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Nah ok. Try getting them to balance a pencil on the end of their nose for as long as they can

Nah ok. Try getting them to balance a pencil on the end of their nose for as long as they can
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Too easy? See how long they can lie on the back of the sofa for.

Too easy? See how long they can lie on the back of the sofa for.
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Not working? Ok. Try to see how long they can withstand an episode of The Voice

Not working? Ok. Try to see how long they can withstand an episode of The Voice
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5 minutes? Ok. Why not read them a book about Trade Unionism in Newport?

5 minutes? Ok. Why not read them a book about Trade Unionism in Newport?
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Or see how long they can lie upside down before they pass out?

Or see how long they can lie upside down before they pass out?
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Or maybe see how long they can sit on a park bench for.

Or maybe see how long they can sit on a park bench for.
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Too much for you? Try dropping them off at the side of the road for two hours

Too much for you? Try dropping them off at the side of the road for two hours
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If all else fails, take them to see the local naked man

If all else fails, take them to see the local naked man