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5 reasons not to get a motorcycle (you may not have thought of)

A few things you may not have considered if you are on the fence about whether or not to get a motorcycle.

Still sitting on the fence after you read this? Contact us or stop in to our shop at 1254 Ellis St, Kelowna, B.C. www.motovida.com

Your face will hurt from too much smiling.

While the soft padding in your helmet has a little bit of room for you to smile, too much can result in face cramping and increased trips to massage therapy. Don't get a bike and you don't have to be burdened with this terrible affliction.

You will have to floss more often to get the bugs out of your teeth.

It's a proven fact that riding makes you smile and smiling when riding means bugs in your teeth. Who needs extra smiling that results in more flossing?

You'll have to figure out what to do with the money you'll save on fuel.

Depending on the bike you are considering (& what you currently drive), you might save a little or a lot of money. Best not even to find out what this could be like.

People will think you are potentially too cool to hang out with them.

When people see you pull up on a bike or even see you with a helmet in hand, they will automatically think you are potentially too cool to hang out with them any more. By not getting a bike, you can avoid all those extra conversations where you would have to reassure people you are not too cool for them.

You'll have to figure out what to do with increased creativity & mental health.

The wind on your face. The smells in the air. The throttle in your hand. Unless you have room in your life to be more creative and inspired, you should definitely not get a bike.