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10 Ways to Deal With Black Friday in Cardiff

It's Black Friday tomorrow which, if media reports are correct, everyone in Wales will be heading into town. Here's 10 ways to deal with it.

1

Head to a city centre wine bar

Head to a city centre wine bar

What? You can't into town because of the traffic?

2

Ok. Have a pub lunch somewhere

Ok. Have a pub lunch somewhere

What's that? You can't get back out of the city because the traffic's horrific heading out as well?

3

Get out the car and go for a walk

Get out the car and go for a walk

You're trapped in your car because the traffic is so bad? Oh dear.

4

Ok. Why don't you use this opportunity to clear out your nose?

Ok. Why don't you use this opportunity to clear out your nose?

Everyone's looking at you? Right. Ok.

5

Why don't you put on the car radio?

Why don't you put on the car radio?

Usual jumped up DJs on Capital Radio are there? Dear oh dear.

6

Why don't you clear your car out of litter by chucking it out the window?

Why don't you clear your car out of litter by chucking it out the window?

Because there's a policeman walking by? Well I'm beginning to run out of ideas here mate.

7

Can't you just sit there quietly?

Can't you just sit there quietly?

Boring is it? Well so is this to be honest. I thought I'd try and cheer you up but no, it's all going to shit.

8

So bollocks to you and your stupid attempt to go shopping on Black Friday

So bollocks to you and your stupid attempt to go shopping on Black Friday

Bollocks to you. Big hairy bollocks. Don't ever speak to me again.