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Updated by WalesOnCraic on Jul 27, 2017
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10 Things That Will Happen If Rhondda District Council and Merthyr District Council Merge

News on the grapevine is that Rhondda District Council and Merthyr District Council are considering a merger (with each other). Here are 10 things that would happen if that apocalyptic scenario ever occurred

1

The New Council Will Have An IQ of 140

The New Council Will Have An IQ of 140

Between the entire workforce of course.

2

They Will Have The Hardest Gangs in the World

They Will Have The Hardest Gangs in the World

Ever.

3

They Will Have More Tattooed People Per Square Inch...

They Will Have More Tattooed People Per Square Inch...

...than any other country in the world

4

They Will Also Have The Worst Spelt Tattooed People...in the world

They Will Also Have The Worst Spelt Tattooed People...in the world

...per square inch than any other country

5

They Will Have To Build More...

They Will Have To Build More...

...Greggs, Wetherspoons, Poundland shops and police cells

6

Their Babies...

Their Babies...

...would easily win the most ugliest and tattooed babies in the world competitions (that also applies for the men, women and animals)

7

They Would Gang Up...

They Would Gang Up...

...at least once a month and beat the shit out of all the slimy snakes from Aberdare, including Kelly Jones and Ragsy

8

It Would Become a Giant No-Go Area...

It Would Become a Giant No-Go Area...

.not even the Americans or Chuck Norris would venture in

9

Their National Anthem...

Their National Anthem...

...would be the tune from the Duelling Banjos and their motto would be either, ‘Who the fack are you looking at?’ or ‘Who’s plucking the banjo here?’

10

The Main Religion Would Be...

The Main Religion Would Be...

...the Church of Drinking Strong Beer and Pissing in the Street