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Updated by WalesOnCraic on Jul 27, 2017
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5 Insults That The Welsh Don't Give Two Shits About

We've all heard them - whether we're living away from Wales, or even sometimes in the comfort of our own home. But here are 5 insults that really underwhelm us.

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Boyo

Boyo

Because you heard Windsor Davies say it on It Ain't Half Hot Mum, you think he meant it as an insult did you? Bless.

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Sheep Shagger

Sheep Shagger

Can't think of any more? Want to revert back the old favourite? Go on. We love it.

4

Taffy

Taffy

So you thought that naming us after one of our rivers was going to bring the house down with laughter did you? In fact, Taffy was first used as an 'insult' several hundred years ago in an anti-Welsh song called 'Taffy Was a Welshman'. It went on to say how that he was a liar and a thief. The song was so shit, that no-one can remember it.

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Welsh [insert swear word]

Welsh [insert swear word]

By adding the word 'Welsh' as a prefix to create an insult, you in fact adding nothing to it - apart from the fact that we are indeed Welsh. And we're proud of it.

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Sheep Shagger

Sheep Shagger

Because we have a relatively high population of sheep here, you thought you'd insult us by suggesting that we have sex with them. Oh, the hilarity. And you should really try it sometime!