Royston B
We all enjoy a bit of athletics now and then don't we? But have you actually stopped to think what these people actually get paid for (presuming that they're professional of course). Here are 10 literal and highly-accurate job descriptions for athletes.
I run really fast and then jump as far as I can into some sand.
I try to throw a pointy stick further than other people, who are also throwing a pointy stick.
I run up to a horizontal stick and then jump over it.
I run as fast as I can in a straight line.
I run as fast as I can for a long time.
I spin around in a circle with a weight on the end of a chain and then I let it go as far as I can.
I run with a very long pole, which I then stick in the ground.
I walk as fast as I can.
I spin around on the spot and throw a big heavy saucer-shaped object as far as I can.
I run as fast as I can, jumping over things as I go.
