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Updated by WalesOnCraic on Jul 27, 2017
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12 Sure Signs That Your Mind's In The Gutter

Us Welshies are renowned for being passionate, fiery and loving. But are we thinking about it ALL the time? Here are some sure signs that your mind is well and truly in the gutter.

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You think about it when you're watching the weather

You think about it when you're watching the weather
2

You think about it when you take a look at your armpit

You think about it when you take a look at your armpit
3

You think about it when you're making cakes for the kids

You think about it when you're making cakes for the kids
4

You think about it when you're out walking in the hills

You think about it when you're out walking in the hills
5

You think about it when you're watching football

You think about it when you're watching football
6

You think about it when you tell the dog to get off the settee

You think about it when you tell the dog to get off the settee
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You think about it when you're making a chilli con carne

You think about it when you're making a chilli con carne
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You think about it in the bath

You think about it in the bath
9

You think about it during exams

You think about it during exams
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You think about it when you take the kids out for the day

You think about it when you take the kids out for the day
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You think about it when you make a cottage pie

You think about it when you make a cottage pie
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You think about it at Christmas

You think about it at Christmas
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You think of it half an hour later when the next weather report comes on

You think of it half an hour later when the next weather report comes on
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Yet when you get it...

Yet when you get it...

...all you can think about is that crack in the ceiling. Maybe we'll get it all Artexed.