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Updated by Sam Richardson on Aug 11, 2014

Taxing Humor

Listly by Sam Richardson

Here are some quips about tax and the IRS>

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“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.” — Albert Einstein, physicist

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.” — Albert Einstein, physicist

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“People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.” — Unknown

“People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.” — Unknown

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“I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is – I could be just as proud for half the money....

“I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is – I could be just as proud for half the money....

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"Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.” — F. J. Raymond, h...

"Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.” — F. J. Raymond, h...

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A tax loophole is "something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform.'' Senator Russell B Long

A tax loophole is "something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform.'' Senator Russell B Long

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“Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.” — Gerald Barzan, humorist

“Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.” — Gerald Barzan, humorist

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“Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.” — Plato

“Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.” — Plato