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Most Annoying Things to Wake up to

1

A Hangover

A Hangover

“Ouch. Water… I need water. I’m going to die. This is it. This must be my death bed.” Oh no. You had one too many. Waking up from a hangover is miserable in many ways, but the fact that you probably did not get enough sleep and you are dehydrated are the main causes of the annoyance. Sleeping after a night of partying is easy until you wake up. We all wish there were apps to cure a hangover in this tech-savvy world, but no. No such apps exist.

2

Ex Blowing Up Phone

Ex Blowing Up Phone

Seriously? It’s three in the morning and you insist on calling me seven times in a row? With misspelled texts in between each call that say something along the lines of “I miss you. Wish you were here.” No. When you are soundly sleeping and your phone is on loud and this happens, that’s when you realize you are officially over your ex. Wait; surely there are sleeping apps to delete them from your life, right?

3

A Tattoo

A Tattoo

Oops. Enough said. This is commonly coupled with a hangover and yes, a tattoo isn’t really a noise, but it may be even worse because it hurts worse than any noise could. Mobile apps for erasing a tattoo would be nice, please?

Snoring

Sometimes, there are not enough pillows in the World to pile over your face so you can drown out the sound of whomever so rudely decided to sleep over, and ruin your sweet slumber. Sleeping next to a chronic snorer can sometimes make for ruined relationships and bad moods.

5

Slamming Doors/Yelling

Slamming Doors/Yelling

What could these people POSSIBLY be doing at eight in the morning on a Saturday that entails slamming doors, stomping around and yelling? Move out if you’re going to act like that. I am sleeping…do you people not sleep?

6

Sex Noises

Sex Noises

Okay, we get it. Morning time can be very sexy, but not really at six a.m. Lovers are beautiful, but not when they wake you up from sleeping so soundly…alone. Can you just not do that? Thanks. I’m trying to sleep.

7

Construction/Lawnmowers

Construction/Lawnmowers

Why? Why? WHY? at eight in the morning on my blissful Saturday do you people have to hammer the next-door neighbor’s window seal? Does the grass really need mowing today? I thought it looked pretty good. Please go home and go back to sleep so I can do the same.

8

Barking Dogs

Barking Dogs

Dogs are great. People love dogs and dogs love us. They are cute and cuddly. But some dogs need to put a sock in it. I’m trying to sleep and there are two dogs that sound like they are trying to make an annoying dog song or something. Dogs aren’t supposed to be annoying. I’m trying to sleep. Please bring them inside. Now. Seriously, right now or I’ll throw a rock. Better yet, are there apps to maybe give them a little shock all the way from my bed? Just saying.

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