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Common Nursing Major Complaints

Nurses have one of todays most in demand jobs, but that doesn’t mean things are always peachy. There’s hospital politics, but that’s once they make it through school. What are the most difficult parts about getting there? Here’s a list of major complaints from America’s nursing majors.

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Jello Overload in the Cafeteria

Jello Overload in the Cafeteria

There is too much jello in the cafeteria. This is not just a problem for those attending nursing colleges in Utah. Not only is it unhealthy, it’s always the same color.

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Boring Outfit

Boring Outfit

Whatever happened to the old nurse outfits that had the cute hats? These days it’s always the same color with no variation. Can we get a hood or a collar?

3

Shoes

Shoes

Again, there’s no variation. Must we always wear a solid color? I got a new pair of tie-dye Vans, and I’d really like to wear them to the hospital. What gives?

4

Income

Income

Look, we know doctors have to make the tough decisions, but we do a lot of the dirty work. We also have to do their major duties, like diagnosing patients, a majority of the time. We’d like a bigger check each year.

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No Bowling Alleys in the Nursing College

No Bowling Alleys in the Nursing College

A lot of people don’t know this, but many nurses are avid bowlers. Several Universities have bowling alleys in them. Why can’t nursing schools (in Utah or any other state) be afforded the same privilege? It’s a much better way to relieve stress than picking up a smoking habit.

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Not Enough Movies About Nurses

Not Enough Movies About Nurses

All day at school we’re forced to watch movies about fantastic doctors. Why can’t there be more great movies about a fantastic nurse?

7

Too Many Math Classes

Too Many Math Classes

We got in this profession to avoid numbers, right? Doctors are the ones who spend eight years in school. Shouldn’t they be the real mathematicians?

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Nursing Colleges Are Too Empty, Even In Utah

Nursing Colleges Are Too Empty, Even In Utah

We need more nurses! A nursing college degree can be obtained in a reasonable amount of time. You’ll also be the closest thing there is to a doctor, which is considered one of the most esteemed professions in the world.

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Justin Gallegos writes for Fusion 360, an advertising agency in Utah. He writes for AmeriTech, and many other clients.

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