Listly
Listly by Brianna Cerkiewicz
Because "carrying on" is just so cliché.
Story of my life
There is a crack in our wall. We're holding a Sharpie and there are hash marks on our arms, but we don't remember writing on ourselves. We're pretty sure that the weeping angels in our backyard have moved recently. WE ARE NOT CALM!
Story #2 of my life
Perhaps a bit counterproductive
GLaDOS does have that calming, monotone voice, as long as you don't listen to what she's actually saying...