America’s Most Auto Accident-Prone Cities

Gawking at the view while driving over the golden gate bridge has put many tourists in the office of an auto accident attorney, and rightfully so. The view isn’t THAT special. And it is definitely not special enough to warrant an accident.

Sadly, Dexter was not the only one on a murder spree in Miami; turns out stupid people in their cars went on a homicidal binge of their own. Surely Utah would never engage in so much debauchery that would result in as many car crashes annually.

Apparently sleepy, small towns that nobody has ever heard of are great for people who fall asleep behind the wheel. Only two other towns on this list are less important than this one and one of them resides in Utah.

Who would’ve thought raucous alcohol consumption, cream cheese and sports teams that have seen better days would make for a city teeming with auto accident problems, and the typical type of attorney who tries to solve them?

Although Glendale clocks in at number four on most auto accident-prone cities, it is really good at, well, nothing.

A city so insignificant, we could not find an image of its own on Google. The image is the entire state of Florida. To make matters worse, it rhymes with “hell yeah!” Which we are sure every auto accident attorney is shouting there.

Mormons are definitely holy people deserving respect. Except when they get behind the wheel and drive; that is when they will need a Utah auto accident attorney.

Given the United States’ illustrious history of political infighting and irascible disputes, it makes sense that this city clocks in as the most reckless city for driving. I guess being educated has nothing to do with operating a vehicle well.

James O’Connor is a writer at Fusion 360, an advertising agency in Utah. He writes for Adams Davis PC and many other clients.