Good Psychology Jokes

Q: How long does it take a psychologist to change a light bulb?

A: Not long, but the light bulb really has to WANT to change.

Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but it'll take an hour a week for 5 years to do it.

A priest arrives early at the funeral and starts talking with the Funeral Director. He ask, "So, why did you want to pursue this career may I ask?"

And the Funeral Director responds, "I don't know, I guess I just like working with people."

The point: just about everyone "works with people" and you hear Psychology students say this a lot - that they want to work with people. But you've really got to be more specific about exactly which "people" and in what way you want to work with them. Experience and talking with people in the field of Psychology are the best ways to find this out.

Many psychologists propose stages of development: (Erikson, Freud, Piaget, etc.). Here's a related joke:

Did you hear about the actor who fell through a trap door during a performance?

It was just a stage he was going through.

All psych students have to take more stats classes than they probably would like. Well, here's a joke:

How can you tell an extroverted statistician from an introverted one.

He's the one staring at the other guy's shoes.

How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a penis....uh lightbulb!