Soca All Stars: News Cheat Sheet - 18/03/2014

Chris Brown will stay in jail until April 23 ... he was SHUT DOWN in court Monday afternoon in his bid to win release. Chris was arrested after getting booted from rehab Friday. The judge had ordered him to stay in rehab while he decided whether Brown violated his probation in the Rihanna case.

Identifying faces is a relatively simple task if you're a human, but it's been a long road for computers to do the same thing. Now Facebook says it's developed a technology for verifying whether two people in side-by-side photos are the same that comes pretty close to replicating human abilities.

On March 14, around 1,000 Hindu widows in a north Indian town came together to celebrate Holi, the Festival of Colors, which marks the start of spring. In a bold departure from Hindu tradition, which expects widows to renounce earthly pleasures and wear only white, the women indulged in festivities by throwing colored powder, water, and flower petals.

1. Your facial expressions become TEN TIMES BIGGER THAN USUAL... BECAUSE ALCOHOL. 3. Somehow that "super-flattering" selfie you thought you took ended up being an error in judgement. 4. You become so disoriented that you stop talking out of nowhere and become that weird quiet person hanging out and staring.

Vivenne Westwood has a public shower with a purpose, for Peta

This is possibly the best way to raise money for a charity, ever. Youtube user Stuntbear took a bunch of complaints from the Domino's Australia Facebook page, and put them all into one epic ' first world pizza problems' compilation.

Key Manchester United boardroom figures have now turned against David Moyes, as the prospect of the manager getting sacked has been properly raised for the first time, club sources have told ESPN FC. The Glazer family owners are now more open to the idea of a change of manager, although they presently remain behind Moyes, but the next week could prove decisive, sources said.

Although Qatar has repeatedly denied wrongdoing during the bidding process, it has long been suspected that the decision was flawed, and several members of the Fifa committee have faced corruption allegations. It can be disclosed that a company owned by Mohamed Bin Hammam, the Fifa executive member for Qatar, appeared to pay $1.2 million (£720,000) to Mr Warner in 2011.

Just when you thought people forgot

Posted: Print Article Gisele Bundchen is never one to shy away from sharing a bikini picture. The 33-year-old model posted a gorgeous shot of herself doing some yoga on the beach at sunset March 15, captioning the Instagram photo, "Good night sunshine! Boa noite!"

Every time someone asks you to "look at the flowers" from now on, be very, very afraid. The Walking Dead went where few shows are willing to go last night. It did something extraordinarily brutal and morbid, even for a show that's built an empire on being brutal and morbid.