Let’s face it. Men and women are basically from different planets. The way we think about things, the way we interact, and how we work are a foreign language to the opposite sex. There are reasons why marriage rates in states like Utah are dropping faster than the national average. And it’s no wonder so many marriages are getting therapy these days.
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Find Solutions
Girls just want a guy to listen. But what’s the point of listening, if you can’t offer an opinion?
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Obsessive Competition
We all like to win, and there is a time and a place for all kinds of Spartan fighting. For men, that time is any time. Even a game of Halo is an intense competition.
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Incredible Sports Memory
How can a man remember what happened in the University of Utah football game in 1993, and not expect a woman to care?
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In the Mood … Always
Of course this isn’t true all the time for all men everywhere. But generally speaking, men would be fine with sex any day — whether they just got fired or they won the lottery.
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Men Don’t Multitask
A woman can answer emails, cook dinner, set up a couples therapy appointment, and watch TV at the same time. Men focus intently on one or two tasks — especially if that task involves football.
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Bathroom Cleanliness
The standard of “clean” is completely different for men and women. Is your aim true? That’s all that matters.
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Emotions Are a No-No
Society tells men they can’t have emotions, and they associate feelings with weakness. On the other hand, talking about how we feel is a woman’s thing.
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Not Asking For Help
Couples around America are familiar of the refusal-to-ask-for-directions scenario. Most men want to do things on their own. Being independent is important for guys even if it’s driving from Utah to Virginia—without a map.
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Obsession with Boobs
No one knows why this is. Not even men.
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Shopping is a Despised Chor
It’s not difficult to get groceries with an organized list, but men can single-handedly botch it for a woman. Who says chocolate chip cookies aren’t for breakfast? Can a marriage counselor help men with the chores?