I'll be honest with you, folks: I do not understand Minecraft. I mean, I've seen screenshots that people have taken of things they've made, and I know it's a video game that's pretty popular, but since it doesn't have any of the things that usually draw me to games - stealing cars, beating Draculas to death with a whip, Robot Masters, space lesbians, Renaissance murdering, that sort of thing - I've never actually played it.