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Updated by Lissa Johnston on Nov 01, 2013
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Going Native

You know you've gone native if . . .

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Boondocks: When you tell someone 'nice rack' you are complimenting the thing that holds their shotguns

Boondocks: When you tell someone 'nice rack' you are complimenting the thing that holds their shotguns
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Boondocks: You consider shirts optional dinner attire

Boondocks: You consider shirts optional dinner attire
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Texan: You ask for the hot stuff before the waiter has set the chips and salsa on your table

Texan: You ask for the hot stuff before the waiter has set the chips and salsa on your table
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Boondocks: Your kids' tree house doubles as your deer stand

Boondocks: Your kids' tree house doubles as your deer stand
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Minnesotan: You have eight different coats rated for varying levels of below-freezing weather

Minnesotan: You have eight different coats rated for varying levels of below-freezing weather

. . . and you're not afraid to use them

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Minnesotan: Your kid's school project was a car survival kit, and during the winter, you never leave home without it

Minnesotan: Your kid's school project was a car survival kit, and during the winter, you never leave home without it

Sterno and matches are KEY

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Philadelphian: You will turn down a perfectly good cheesesteak if it doesn't have the right bread

Philadelphian: You will turn down a perfectly good cheesesteak if it doesn't have the right bread
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Yankees: you eat mayonnaise on your hamburger

Yankees: you eat mayonnaise on your hamburger
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Southerners: you never eat mayonnaise on your hamburger

Southerners: you never eat mayonnaise on your hamburger
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Seniors: You think 4:30pm is a perfectly acceptable time to eat your last meal of the day

Seniors: You think 4:30pm is a perfectly acceptable time to eat your last meal of the day

especially if there is a discount involved