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Banned From The Bucket List

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Stuff I hope I never, ever do or have done to me. Inspired by www.theanimatedwoman.com recent blog post. A couple of duplicates here!
18

Become a victim of a shark attack

Become a victim of a shark attack
Yes I was scarred by seeing the original Jaws in theater.
17

Contract a flesh-eating disease

Contract a flesh-eating disease
Brown recluse, I am looking at you
16

Need a poop transplant

Need a poop transplant
apparently that's a thing
15

Be kidnapped by Somali pirates

Be kidnapped by Somali pirates
(just saw Captain Phillips)
14

Go adrift in outer space

Go adrift in outer space
(just saw Gravity 3D)
13

Anything related to snakes

Anything related to snakes
Did I mention how much I hate snakes?
12

Participate in a pie-eating contest

Participate in a pie-eating contest
that scene from Stand By Me makes me gag just thinking about it
11

Free-climb anything taller than I am

Free-climb anything taller than I am
Would it kill you to use a rope or two?
10

Earn my living as a high wire artist

Earn my living as a high wire artist
Hell no.
9

Clean any of the restaurants featured on Bar Rescue

Clean any of the restaurants featured on Bar Rescue
Most of the bars on that show are run by men. Coincidence? I think not.
8

Be in the same zip code as a ventriloquist's dummy

Be in the same zip code as a ventriloquist's dummy
ugh so creepy!
7

Use a bedpan

Use a bedpan
go ahead and include chamber pots while we're at it
6

Dress out any recently deceased animal

Dress out any recently deceased animal
  1. Too sad to kill anything unless it has no legs (see #6 above)
    2. Gross!
5

Need stitches or a cast

Need stitches or a cast
basically avoiding emergency medical care at all costs
4

Have the IRS after me

Have the IRS after me
Do not poke the bear
3

Serve time

Serve time
I just don't look good in orange
2

Anything requiring a parachute

Anything requiring a parachute
1

Consume raw animal protein

Consume raw animal protein
Initially I had sushi in mind, but's lets go ahead and include raw eggs, steak tartare, basically anything undercooked