Faith Breaker
You've seen them, you love them, now it's time to rank them. Every Studio Ghibli movie (through Earwig & The Witch)
Didn't have a single apple. Or ciggies. Hate makes you cum blood tentacles and chop god's head off in the forest
The city is weird, come eat Pumpkin Machehrel Casserole
Magical curses get solved by getting kissed by old ladies. "Certifiably, might possibly be, the best movie ever." -EnemyCarcass
[DEAFENING SILENCE]
Spirit bath house goes wonky. Deja Vu
Bugs attack!
George Shrinks the movie. What could be worse than a little person with a vore fetish
"Help, I'm bleeding out by magina" The better of the two psychotic movies, documentary about the girl on the farm
Girl has asthma, actually has schitzo and falls asleep in the rain. Falls in love with her grandma-mom-friend. Sapphics can't be stopped
Young writer falls in love with a stupid violin making jerk. Cat steals the show again. Country roads take me home
Pirates want Etherium, the castle is a superweapon
Bamboo baby from the moon shuns the royal life for birds and beasts. Dudes havin a simp-off and didn't even get any feet pics.
When pigs fly
Anthology series of a family descending to madness. Also a dog...sometimes...kind of
Cool airplanes really take your breath away! TB is no match for chain smoking.
Moving out to bumfuck nowhere, fun times with cute animals
The flags at half staff, same with her brother's dick. "Mother, I crave my brother". They saved a building which I guess checked off the "conflict" requirement of a movie.
Giww tuwns into a fuwwy due t-to fowced mawwiage. Did she fuck a cat?? 👀 OwO Find out nyext week?!!
Boy meets fish, fish likes ham, so becomes a human to get more ham. Talk about the long game! CQ CQ CQ EL FARO
Movie started the second it ended. Goro hit a solid foul. Orphan is brat, gets adopted, and gets even worse.
The worse of the two psychotic movies. These hoes aint loyal and want your money in hawaii
"Special Raccoon Pouch!" and then they died. Ask faith what he wanted to write
Dude kills his dad, goes on a wacky adventure, and shacks up with a dragon i guess? Life good misanthropy bad "Good movie to fall asleep to" -Faith, sitting next to two sleeping Jasons
French Jesus needs his ciggy and fucks a turtle. Only one part of that is actually canon
