Christopher Mollo
You should only call 911 when you are having a very serious emergency. However, many people call for other reasons. In other words, there are a lot of folks who simply don't realize that the problem they are having is not really a police emergency!
Here's a list of some of the most outrageous 911 calls you could ever imagine.
This man called 911 to say that there were two men burglarizing his house and that he stole the criminals' car to try to stop them.
Woman calls the police after she is unhappy with her fake eyelashes, as well as a young man who calls the fire brigade after he falls down a stair and a mother calls the police after her next-door neighbor won’t return her son's football.
This man was in a shop's bathroom when he noticed that it was out of toilet paper. Instead of calling the manager, he calls the police to help him solve the issue.
A woman makes an outrageous call to the police after a fast-food restaurant gets her burger order wrong for the fourth time.
This time on Outrageous 911, a distraught fan calls the police after his electricity cuts out during an America's Got Talent final. Also, a curious boy jumps behind the wheel of his grandmother's vehicle.
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This guy puts a bottle of conditioner in his rectum!
An area man caught his dong in the sink. He got it in there, and it got messed up real bad.
A child calls 911 on his grandma because she won't let him have his way.
An angry resident calls 911 and asks them to get the goats who are eating her garden.
A man calls 911 three times to report a fake murder in progress.
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Woman disguises 911 call by ordering pizza.
Everybody knows that you don't call 911 unless you've got an emergency...right? Well, not quite, because as you can see from this funny if not infuriatingly dumb list of unbelievable calls that 911 operators have received, some people have a pretty bizarre idea of what exactly constitutes an emergency.
People are rarely thinking clearly when they dial 911. Fear, anxiety, and outrage have a way of clouding one’s thought processes. We’re assuming that’s the excuse these people are using.
How 911 operators manage to not laugh at these calls is beyond me.
These can't be real. Face palm
If not, then congratulations, you're a normal, reasonably well-adjusted person who understands the actual purpose of 911.
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