Spinster Magazine
Here are some of the top satirical headlines in Spinster Magazine. Spinster Magazine is a news portal that posts 1000% legitimate, definitely real trending news for the cool kids.
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P.S. Posts that are "headline only" do not have content. Where indicated, the post either has an article or quiz!
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Tinder user, John (not his real name), uploaded a profile picture of himself holding a fish to the platform in early 2021. Consequently, he was only able to discuss with his matches about fishing, catching big fish, and that fateful fishing trip where he had caught the fish in the photo.
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Spinster Magazine called it first! Patterned leg hair is gonna be the next big thing! Gillette’s new tiny razors have now made it possible to shave patterns into your leg hair.
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Are you about to get fired because your bosses finally realised you’re completely incompetent and barely do any work? Well, before you accept your fate, there’s one last thing for you to try: assert your dominance in the best way when you’re being fired by eating a whole liver. We’ll teach you how!
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Initiating breakups can be hard. If you’re looking at this quiz, I bet you’re wondering if you should dump him or if you should dump him. Either can be a difficult decision but sometimes a girl’s gotta make tough decisions. Answer our quiz below to find out what you should do!
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A woman lost 15 followers on Instagram after posting a picture of a salad last Friday night. The woman said she’s not sure why the people unfollowed her, but she has a theory. “Maybe they’re just not into healthy eating,” she said, “I don’t know. Someone told me this should’ve just been a story.”
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