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Things I Want in My Gen X Retirement Home

Just planning ahead so we have everything we need.

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Technics SL 1200 MK5

Technics SL 1200 MK5

Obviously we'll need at least two decks, with a professional mixer, and a good set of speakers. Set this up in the roller skating rink, next to the karaoke machine.

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Pool Table

Pool Table

With a full complement of cues, chalk, racks and hand chalk.

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Gnip-Gnop

Gnip-Gnop

Set this up in the rec room. Lay down some disco colored tic-tac-toe carpeting and put it on top of a fold up card table.

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Actual Printed Paperbacks

Actual Printed Paperbacks

Make this a floor to ceiling, four-wall library with couches and chairs. Staff the room with a 2o-someting in a bikini, with pig-tails and roller skates,

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Straight Razor Shaving Station

Straight Razor Shaving Station
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Hair Clippers

Hair Clippers
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Massage Chair

Massage Chair
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Karaoke Machine

Karaoke Machine

Discographies: Beastie Boys, The Clash, The Ramones, The Cure...

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Glen E Friedman photographs on all the walls.

Glen E Friedman photographs on all the walls.

Room Themes: Pool Skating, Punk Rockers, NYC Hip Hop 80s...

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The complete works of Hunter S. Thompson—printed and audio on demand.

The complete works of Hunter S. Thompson—printed and audio on demand.
Wave Pool

I've always wanted to learn how to surf.

Self-driving Electric Car

A man pulls his cellphone out of his pocket and hits a button. A glowing vehicle pulls up that looks like it was carved from a single block of silver. The door opens automatically, and the empty seat turns its driver, beckoning him with a tacit "get in." Who could resist?

Emperor 200 Gaming Station

Emperor is a comfortable, immersive and aesthetically unique environment for people that spend many hours in front of their computer monitors.