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Updated by Kaitlyn Dunaway on Mar 04, 2022
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Top 10 Plants for MILF-level Skin

The top ranked plants used in remedies and treatments to clear up your pizza face and achieve that Sephora commercial glow.

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#1 - Witch Hazel (hamamelis)

#1 - Witch Hazel (hamamelis)

Acting as a mild astringent, witch hazel is perfect for getting rid of the raccoon circles under your eyes. It reduces puffieness and makes you look puuure.. trust.

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#2 - Aloe Vera (aloe vera)

#2 - Aloe Vera (aloe vera)

The sunburn plant! This guy is extremely hydrating and healing for the skin.

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#3 - Sunflowers (helianthus)

#3 - Sunflowers (helianthus)

The vitamin C and fatty acids in sunflower seed oil protect against wrinkles (ew), fight acne and rashes with anti-inflammatory properties, and protect against harsh sun rays. Get the good stuff though, the more potent the oil, the better.

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#4 - Blue Yarrow (achillea millefolium L)

#4 - Blue Yarrow (achillea millefolium L)

This lovely little flower when it's all smushed up, hysdrates, tightens, and smoothens the skin to keep you looking all young and pretty. For some odd scientific reason it also helps with scarring and preventing skin infections, probably antibacterial too.

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#5 - Mint (mentha)

#5 - Mint (mentha)

Mint is a mild astringent and therefore not only would you smell MILF-y you would also have a super cute soccer mom organic plant toner to brag and overexaggerate about to all your friends in book club. Who would ever refuse that refreshing tingle it gives off either...

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#6 - Geranium (geranium)

#6 - Geranium (geranium)

This pretty little angiosperm is an extremely pungent antibacterial flower that is amazing for acne.

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#7 - Basil (ocimum basilicum)

#7 - Basil (ocimum basilicum)

How cool and hip would you sound by cooking with it and also using it on your skin.. Basil's anti inflammatory and antibacterial properties help with acne and also work as a beautiful cleanser for the pores, sucking out all the gross dirt that you don't want Rebecca to make a comment about at next weeks brunch.

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#8 - Camelina (camelina sativa)

#8 - Camelina (camelina sativa)

This plant makes the perfect moisurizer, especially because no pretty cougar wants to look all dry, ashy, and flakey when they're all old and gross. Camelina has a pretty name and relaxing texture to improve skin tone and feel.

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#9 - Bay Leaves (laurus nobilis)

#9 - Bay Leaves (laurus nobilis)

Bay leaves have anti-inflammatory properties that reduce puffiness while keeping the skin moisturized. Not only do they add flavor to your soup they also have antibacterial properties to sooth, relax and get rid of acne.

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#10 - Rose (rosa)

#10 - Rose (rosa)