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The Manliest Bathroom

Hey.
You.
Yes, you.
Are you a member of the male species?
Have you ever used a bathroom?
Have you ever dreamed about having the ultimate bathroom experience?
If you answered "yes" to any of the questions, then this is your chance to make a point in the history of mankind! How, you say? Answer the following question: If the universe is to create the "Manliest Bathroom" name 1 ITEM that absolutely has to be found inside the Manliest Bathroom. Your imagination is the limit. Go!

Bacon Soap

Because bacon.

Mila Kunis

Loves to play World of Warcraft and had some lesbian lovin' with Natalie Portman on "The Black Swan". She definitely deserves to be part of the Manliest Bathroom in the universe.

Black Sabbath LP

Nothing like taking a calming shower while listening to the forefathers of METAL.

Absinthe

Absinthe originated in the canton of Neuchâtel in Switzerland in the late 18th century. It rose to great popularity as an alcoholic drink in late 19th- and early 20th-century France, particularly among Parisian artists and writers. Owing in part to its association with bohemian culture, the consumption of absinthe was opposed by social conservatives and prohibitionists.

Professional Home Brewery

Quit wasting your time going out to overcrowded bars and clubs that force you to spend your hard earned money on overpriced and water down domestic beer. If you're serious about your drinking, the professional home brewery is a must have for your humble abode. After years and years of heavy drinking have shriveled up...

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waterproof smart phone/tablet holder

because a real man loves watching youtube videos while taking a shower. 8=D

CheyTac Intervention

CheyTac LLC states that the system is capable of delivering sub-MOA accuracy at ranges of up to 2,500 yards (2,300 m), one of the longest ranges of all modern-day sniper rifles. Sometimes, you gotta take long-range protection seriously.

Sex Panther Cologne

When it's time to musk up, not even brands like Blackbeard's Delight or London Gentleman can compare to the quality of Sex Panther cologne. After increased incidents of men being sexually assaulted beyond the point of pleasure while wearing this irresistible cologne, it became banned in nine different countries.

Splitting maul

Also known as a block buster, block splitter or "Godevil", is a heavy, long-handled axe used for splitting a piece of wood along its grain. One side of its head is like a sledgehammer, and the other side is like an axe.

James Bond Submarine Car

James Bond Submarine Car Explore the depths of the ocean with an iconic piece of cinema history with this fully functional Lotus Espirit submarine. Featured in the James Bond movie "The Spy Who Loved Me", this highly desired aquatic automobile will be going up for auction soon.

Blacktop 360 HFI Premium Party Hub Grill/Fryer

A grill, griddle, and warming plate surround the deep fryer.

Zombie Survival Crate

Be prepared when the zombie apocalypse hits your town with this fully loaded zombie survival crate. With everything from a real machete and packaged twinkies included in this survival kit, you'll have everything you need to travel light while eliminating the local zombie threat.

Bacon Vodka

The most internety drink in existence, bacon vodka is exactly what it sounds like – it’s vodka infused with bacon. Finally, distilled potatoes and pork have found a home together.

Lava Bar

Lava's name was derived from one of its key ingredients-pumice. A by-product of volcanic activity, pumice is used in combination with other cleaning and moisturizing agents to clean and soften even the dirtiest of hands.

Bear Semen

The manliest drink on earth. Bear semen.

Big Ass Brick of Soap

Pretty much sums it up.

Pizza Boss 3000

It's built from tough engineering-grade plastics and the laser-etched stainless blade has a removable shield for easy clean-up.

Beard Drink Koozie

Give your beer a manly look to it while keeping it insulated with these beard drink koozies. Perfect for keeping your brewski ice cold, the hand made beard koozie features a rugged exterior designed with crafting fur and fastened elastic.