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Updated by Shubham Shukla on Feb 10, 2021
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List Of Funny Positive Affirmations

Funny positive affirmations do work. You might undoubtedly relate with them, and yet you will not feel laid back because of your weaknesses. This is the beauty of funny affirmations. They make you change without hurting your self-esteem. Loving yourself and believing in yourself is the first step in making these funny positive affirmations work for you.

Here, we are listing down some awesome funny positive affirmations that will bring out serious positive changes in you.

65 Funny Positive Affirmations That Work For Everyone

Walking into a room and then forgetting why I am here is my daily cardio.
My kids don’t need a perfect mom.
I am funny and make my kids laugh.
I teach my kids good things in sarcastic ways.
I am a superwoman for my kids.
I am my child’s greatest comfort. No matter what I look like.
Every time I like the taste of the food, I am damn sure that it’s unhealthy for me.
I will be the type of person I would like my children to become.
I love my kids, which means I am doing just fine.
No matter what a mess I am, my kids adore me.
If I am willing to go back to bed when I wake up, I will go and make up the bed.
I am way dumb than my mom keeps blabbering about me to the neighbor’s aunt.
Who cares about the future? I am just making myself capable enough to live in the moment.
I would have appreciated exams if they had allowed our Pokemons and Ninjas.

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Funny Positive Affirmations

Funny Positive Affirmations

Work smarter, not for owning iPhones, but for not fearing their breaks.
With time, I have started to value more time.
I am lazy till I get a motive. I am lazier after accomplishing the motive. In between, I am alive.
Whatever I do, I will do it for fun, but with dedication and focus.
I like expensive things because I learn the act of taking care from them.
If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 -9 years, you can believe in yourself for at least 5 minutes.
I’ll keep going forward even if my pants tear off.
I can transform tragedy into comedy.
Never forget that broken crayons can also color.
Life is better when you are laughing.

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Best Funny Positive Affirmations

Best Funny Positive Affirmations