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Web Marketing Jokes

List of internet marketing jokes collected from around the web.

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Page two of Google

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How do you know your talking to a outgoing Analytics person?

How do you know your talking to a outgoing Analytics person?

When they talk, they look at your shoes.

What If Chuck Norris Was An Internet Marketer? [Jokes]

Everybody knows that Chuck Norris is invincible, right? His strength makes Superman look like a wimp, and makes Zeus appear to be a mere mortal. Everything he does strikes fear and awe in the hearts of everyone. Amazingly, he can accomplish tasks no other human on Earth could.

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A content marketer, an SEO and a digital strategist walk into a bar...

A content marketer, an SEO and a digital strategist walk into a bar...

...then he ordered a drink.

Internet Marketing Light Bulb Jokes

Why did I write this? I don't know why. Because I write jokes... and I'm in internet marketing. I thought it would be fun to lampoon some of the things I and my peers do all the time... why not? How many search engine optimizers does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many PPC experts does it take to change a light bulb?

How many PPC experts does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but the cost depends on how much the other light bulb changers are currently charging- and you’re going to need a totally new kind of light bulb for that fixture. Actually I have to create it. I’ve never seen a fixture quite like that one.

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How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?

How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?

It’s not about the change- it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.

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What do you call it when you and a small band of Spartans fend off an army of Persians?

What do you call it when you and a small band of Spartans fend off an army of Persians?

A 301 redirect.

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How many SEO experts does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many SEO experts does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but they can’t guarantee that they will be able to change the light bulb as the way light bulbs are changed is constantly changing. But they’ve had some success with changing similar light bulbs.

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How many SEO copywriters does it take to change a lightbulb, light bulb, bulb, lamp, light, eco, bulbs, fluorescent t...

How many SEO copywriters does it take to change a lightbulb, light bulb, bulb, lamp, light, eco, bulbs, fluorescent t...

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​What does the SEO use besides consonants?

Disavowels

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What do the Penguins @Google use to catch their fish?

Link Bait

  • Andy Crestodina is a co-founder and the Strategic Director of Orbit Media, an award-winning 35-person web design company in Chicago.

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