Andy Crestodina
List of internet marketing jokes collected from around the web.
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When they talk, they look at your shoes.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris is invincible, right? His strength makes Superman look like a wimp, and makes Zeus appear to be a mere mortal. Everything he does strikes fear and awe in the hearts of everyone. Amazingly, he can accomplish tasks no other human on Earth could.
...then he ordered a drink.
Why did I write this? I don't know why. Because I write jokes... and I'm in internet marketing. I thought it would be fun to lampoon some of the things I and my peers do all the time... why not? How many search engine optimizers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but the cost depends on how much the other light bulb changers are currently charging- and you’re going to need a totally new kind of light bulb for that fixture. Actually I have to create it. I’ve never seen a fixture quite like that one.
It’s not about the change- it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
A 301 redirect.
One, but they can’t guarantee that they will be able to change the light bulb as the way light bulbs are changed is constantly changing. But they’ve had some success with changing similar light bulbs.
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Disavowels
Link Bait
Andy Crestodina is a co-founder and the Strategic Director of Orbit Media, an award-winning 35-person web design company in Chicago.
Andy teaches web marketing, as a speaker and on the Orbit blo...
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