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Updated by Kyle Hunt on Apr 29, 2013
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5 Reasons Why a Man Should Pick a Gun Over a Woman

There are two things that men love in this world: guns and women. Yet, there are expectations upheld by guns where women simply fall short. So how could a gun ever replace a woman in a man’s life?

1

A gun doesn't take up much closet space

A gun doesn't take up much closet space

All it needs is a little corner to itself, possibly with an ammo box. A woman, on the other hand, treats a closet like a vault, stuffing as much stuff as she possibly can inside. A man values his closet space, and so does his gun. A woman harbors no such respect for his vault.

2

A gun is in the same pleasant mood every day of the month

A gun is in the same pleasant mood every day of the month

Rain or shine, sleet or snow, a gun will always be a faithful and empathetic companion, even if it’s been in the vault for a long time. And there is no need to fear that dreadful day where it may be in a bad mood.

3

A gun won't mind if you watch tv all day long

A gun won't mind if you watch tv all day long

Guns are patient and understanding. You can take them out every once in a while, and they will enjoy every minute of it. Afterwards, they will wait patiently in the vault until you need them again.

4

A gun lets you spend time with your friends

A gun lets you spend time with your friends

When your friend buys a new rifle, you cannot resist the urge to try it out. After a whole day of trying other guns, you come home to yours, where your gun is blissfully waiting for you.

5

A gun can be silenced

A gun can be silenced

Silencers are a nifty addition to some guns, making them very quiet. A gun doesn’t mind when you put the muzzle on it, because it whatever it you want it to do.

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