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Funny Life Quotes

~ Life is hard. After all, it kills you.~ ~ That's the secret to life, replace one worry with another. ~ ~ Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems. ~ Katharine Hepburn ~ Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.

Funny Experience Quotes

Don Marquis ~ No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients. ~ Hindu Proverb ~ Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald. ~ Chinese Proverb ~ It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project.

Courage Quotes

Courage is that strength we find in ourselves when we least expect it. Moments in life that you must be forced to face something that is painful or frightening, and sometimes even life threatening. Call it instinct or an adrenaline rush, it only takes a split second to have the courage to be a hero.

Quotes about Family

Family is the most important thing in the world. ~ ~ The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. ~ ~ Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Great Quotes by Aristotle

Evil brings men together.~ ~ Nature does nothing in vain.~ ~ Hope is the dream of a waking man.~ ~ No one loves the man whom he fears. ~ ~ The soul never thinks without a picture. ~ ~ The whole is more than the sum of its parts.

Youth Quotes

"If I only knew then what I know now." Simple statement, translation: The perfect combination in life should be the knowledge and wisdom that comes with age in the brain and body of someone in their twenties. Oh well, since we all know that this can only happen in a perfect world, enjoy some great quotes about youth by some notable authors....

The Best of Bob Marley Quotes

Herb is the unification of mankind.~ ~ There will never be no love at all.~ ~ Don't gain the world and lose your soul.~ ~ Only the fittest of the fittest shall survive, stay alive. ~ ~ Don't worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright.

Life Quotes by Country Music Singers

Country Music Country music speaks to many listeners through the heart. Songs about real life, along with the ups and downs everyone faces at some point or another. Just as individuals can relate to quotes that they feel are a description of themselves, people do the same with their music.

Quotes about Men & Women

Battle of the Sexes It's a known fact that since the beginning of time men and women have disagreed on many different topics. Let's face it, men and women have very different points of view on many of the same subjects.

Quotes by Mark Twain

Samuel Langhorne Clemens was born on November 30, 1835 in a small town in Missouri by the name of Florida. At the age of four, Samuel's family moved to Hannibal, a port city along the banks of the Mississippi. Hannibal was frequented day and night by steam boats arriving from St.

Quotes on Aging

Many friends have said, "just wait until you hit 40, you'll start feeling your age." Well, suffice it to say, things do seem to start changing a bit when we approach middle age, and yes 40 is around middle age, unless you are planning on living to be near one hundred.

Life Quotes by Famous Comedians

The best selection of life quotes from some legendary comedians.

Quotes by '80s Icons

The 80s were a wonderful time to be a child. Playing outside could be done without the worries of today, it was a more innocent time. Playing Atari and Pac Man, or figuring out how to solve the Rubik's Cube, these were some of the worries of growing up in the 80s.

Quotes on Change

Change is inevitable and occurs throughout a person's lifetime. It can be change for the better, or for the worse, depending on the affected individual's perception and willingness to change. Change can be awkward because it takes a person out of their personal comfort zone.

Don't Take Life Too Seriously: Funny Life Quotes

Life is just one damned thing after another. ~ Erbert Hubbard ~ If you can't convince them, confuse them. ~ Harry S. Truman ~ We are the people our parents warned us about. ~ Jimmy Buffett ~ Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.~ P.D. East ~ You can't have everything...

Quotes on Parenthood

Raising children is a difficult task as it is, so why not help keep your sanity with a little bit of humor. Babies and toddlers can provide hours of entertainment and exercise. Getting school age kids to do their homework or take out the trash is a daily struggle.

Quotes about Retirement

Lou Gehrig's Famous Retirement Speech Lou Gehrig's diagnosis of ALS was made public by his doctors at the Mayo Clinic on June 19, 1939. As America celebrated Independence Day, approximately 62,000 people celebrated Lou Gehrig Appreciation Day at Yankee Stadium on July 4, 1939. Lou Gehrig Appreciation Day became Gehrig's retirement party.

Quotes by Oscar Wilde

Who was Oscar Wilde? Oscar Wilde was born in Dublin, Ireland on October 16, 1854 to high society parents of an extravagant nature. His plays and writings were great expressions of his wit, humor, and intelligence, making him a famous icon of the Victorian era.

Quotes by Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin was born on January 17, 1706 in Boston, Massachusetts. He was one of the founding fathers of the United States as well as: an inventor, statesman, economist, philosopher, writer, and musician. Ben Franklin is probably most known for his scientific work with electricity, including his famous kite experiment.

Quotes about Work

When you wake up late and are scrambling around to get ready for work, do you automatically start thinking up excuses as to why you are running late for work....again? If so, you are not alone, according to a February 2009 CareerBuilder.com survey of over 8,000 workers, 12% said that they are late at least twice a week.

Quotes on Thinking

The mind is a mysterious, powerful part of human beings. Throughout the day, if you were able to keep track of your thoughts, how many different things would you figure go through the mind? Although there are conflicting opinions about how many thoughts we think daily, the average is between 2-4 thousand daily.

Life Quotes by Hollywood Stars

Find Your Inspiration Quotes can be an inspiration for everyone, and with so many versions of quotes about life from so many sources, everyone can find at least one quote that they have to agree is relevant to their life in some way. People love quotes, and they love celebrities.

Quotes about Love & Marriage

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. ~Abraham Lincoln ~Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces . ~Mae West ~Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers . ~Alan King ~It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't .

Quotes by Voltaire

Francois Marie Arouet, also known by his pen name Voltaire, was born on November 21, 1694 in Paris. Voltaire was one of France's greatest enlightenment writers and philosophers, best known for his stylish wit and intelligence. Voltaire was a prolific writer of novels, essays, poetry, and plays.

Quotes for Mom

Mother's Day History The history of Mother's Day can be traced back to ancient Greece where springtime celebrations were started in honor of Rhea, the Mother of the Gods. Mother's Day was initiated in England by the early Christians in the 1600s as a celebration of Mary, the mother of Christ.