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The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from far too much pi.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
A boiled egg every morning is hard to beat.
Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right, so I left.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
A boiled egg every morning is hard to beat.
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Err...so how do you drive this thing?”
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any.
I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill.
Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience!
Without geometry, life is pointless.
A chicken crossing the road is truly poultry in motion.
I went to a seafood disco last week....and pulled a mussel.
She had a photographic memory but never developed it.
I found my female sibling weeping, and asked her, "Having a crisis?"
Zucchini: a two-piece bathing suit for animals.