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Funny Puns

Some of the punniest found the web!
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King Arthur's Round Table

King Arthur's Round Table

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from far too much pi.

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Antennas

Antennas

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!

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Flies

Flies

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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Clock

Clock

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

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Egg

Egg

A boiled egg every morning is hard to beat.

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Fish in a tank

Fish in a tank

Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right, so I left.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

A boiled egg every morning is hard to beat.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Err...so how do you drive this thing?”

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Camouflage

Camouflage

I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any.

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Dentist

Dentist

I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill.

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Lightning

Lightning

Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience!

8

Geometry

Geometry

Without geometry, life is pointless.

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Chicken crossing the road

Chicken crossing the road

A chicken crossing the road is truly poultry in motion.

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Seafood Disco

Seafood Disco

I went to a seafood disco last week....and pulled a mussel.

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Photographic Memory

Photographic Memory

She had a photographic memory but never developed it.

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Crisis

Crisis

I found my female sibling weeping, and asked her, "Having a crisis?"

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Zucchini

Zucchini

Zucchini: a two-piece bathing suit for animals.