Robert Drake
There's a lot of fruit out there, but some are better for throwing at people than others.
You'll need a handful of these and be willing to accept collateral damage to any innocent bystanders. Excellent accuracy thanks to scattershot style. Possible messy hands for you, but totally worth it.
Ripe works best for splatter potential, but the odd shape may make accuracy a challenge.
This will do some damage, which is not the point of throwing fruit at people. It's to leave them covered in fruit, rather than contemplating legal action.
