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Updated by kaufmasd on May 25, 2018
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Top 5ive: Songs to strip to

Inspired by Charlie Puth, Let's countdown the top five stripper anthems.

5. "Side to Side" by Ariana Grande featuring Nicki Minaj

You can't have songs that make you want to rip off your clothes to without this bop from Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj. While it left everyone wondering what is a dick bicycle, you can bust a mean groove to it. If it so happens you lose some clothing during it, no one is complaining. Ariana lost clothes during it too.

4. "Cherry Pie" by Warrant

What's not to love with this song? "Cherry Pie" is just a hot song that just screams let's get a pole in here and dance. It also makes the cherry pie the hottest dessert in the history of mankind.

3. "Teacher" by Nick Jonas

"Teacher" is just a fun song about learning how to love. Nick's falsetto makes it extremely sexy. Of course, Nick Jonas could make sitting in silence sexy af. The song is about teaching and who make for better teachers than strippers.

2. "Pony" by Ginuwine

Two Words: Channing Tatum. In the 2015 sequel to "Magic Mike," this was the number that really made the panties fly at the screen. Channing Tatum made this song sexier than what it all ready was. The beat and the lyrics talking about a pony is what makes you need to take a sip of water. Spoiler: when Ginuwine sings about a pony, it's about his penis. Everytime this songs plays, people think about Channing getting it on with the ground. You're welcome for that image.

Honorable Mention: "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato

Whether it was intentional or not, Demi Lovato's song about not caring about who you hook up with is the perfect anthem to strip to. The lyrics pretty much say it all. "Take me down into your paradise/Don't be scared 'cause I'm your body type/Just something that we wanna try." It's the anthem for giving some a try sexually. Why not try stripping then?

Honorable Mention: "Breathe on Me" by Britney Spears

This one was a tie between this and "I'm a Slave 4 u." The only reason that "Breathe on Me" is on here is that it's extremely underrated bop. You ask any Britney fan and this song is usually on their list of song that should have been a single. This song is everything if you are looking to have a sensual experience. The vocals just scream let's just get it on. The beat is everything.

1. "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard

You cannot tell me that you have not thought about stripping to this song. It's just the perfect song to take your clothes off to. The song's about loving whatever your sexual preference is and that's the perfect song for stripping. Having a good time regardless of gender or preference.