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Twinkle Khanna's 10 Point Hilarious Take @ Vogue Awards 2017

Beauty with brains personified Twinkle Khanna had a hilarious take on 10 things she has learnt in life so far as she walked up the stage to receive her Vogue "Opinion Maker of The Year" 2017 Award. Check out the List....

Watch Twinkle Khanna’s hilarious speech at the Vogue Women Of The Year Awards

When Twinkle Khanna talks, everybody listens. Each time she makes a public appearance, she’ll depart with words that’ll leave you thinking.

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Point No. 1

It's true that we get more comfortable in our skin as we get older but that is also because that poor thing is not as tight as it used to be.

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Point No. 2

We don't need GST on our sanitary pads. What we need instead is an alarm inside it, not a wide breaking one as it would set us on a different path altogether, but an alarm none the less that warns us of imminent over flow and saves us from the 100 trips we make to the bathroom just to check. Now that's a product I could not grudge the GST on.

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Point No. 3

Millions of Indian women fast for their husband's long life on every Karva Chauth. My dear friend who just won an award does immortalize this in his movies (ref to Karan Johar) but I don't think that our 3033 gods are really listening. Because when the mortality charts show up, there are 147 countries above us where their men outlive our good old Indian dudes. So ladies stop because It's clearly not working.

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Point No. 4

It's difficult to befriend your present if you are still quarrelling with your past.

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Point No. 5

God could not be everywhere so he created mothers and the devil could not be everywhere so he created mother-in-laws. Having said that I feel like I am going to be a terrible one.

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Point No. 6

The only thing free in life is bad and vice. Enough said.

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Point No. 7

Botox unfortunately does not make you look younger. It just makes you look like you are a part of a secret alien invasion desperately trying to fit in with the humans.

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Point No. 8

Our satellite only reached Mars because it was called mom. I am certain that if it was called dad it would still be circling the Earth, lost but not willing to ask for directions.

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Point No. 9

Life is but a chance in the game of choice.

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Point No. 10

For centuries women have been looking for a cape but have been given an apron and it's only recently that we have learned how to swing our aprons around. So let it flutter down our backs and let it take to the skies.