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8 dog jokes that will have you LOLing!!

I love dogs, you love dogs, everyone loves dogs. So what's better than dogs alone? Dog jokes. Here are 8 of the best dog jokes that will have you laughing in any situation!

1

How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags its tail and the other tags a whale!

How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags its tail and the other tags a whale!

How many times have you seen a dog surfing at the beach? Not as many times as you'll tell this joke!
#dog #beach #surfsup #lifejacket #safety

Photo: [surfertoday.com]
Joke: [akc.org]

2

What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary? Take the words out of its mouth!

What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary? Take the words out of its mouth!

What's better than looking up from studying to see your pup studying too?
#books #smart #dictionary

Photo: [barnesandnoble.com]
Joke: [funology.com]

3

What happens when you cross a rooster, a cocker spaniel and a poodle? You get a cockerpoodledoo!!

What happens when you cross a rooster, a cocker spaniel and a poodle? You get a cockerpoodledoo!!

I don't know about you but I think I just found my halloween costume for this year! And you can bet I will be cockerpoodledoing all night!
#Funny #Rooster #Costume

Photo: [etsy.com]
Joke: [short-funny.com]

4

What do you get if you cross a gold dog and a telephone? A golden receiver!

What do you get if you cross a gold dog and a telephone? A golden receiver!

What I would give for my dogs to walk one another, just so I can see the cute outcome!
#goldens #puppies #walk #telephone

Photo: [petforums.com ]
Joke: [jokes4us.com]

5

What dog always runs a fever? A hot dog!

What dog always runs a fever? A hot dog!

Hm are you hungry for a hot dog now?
#hotdog #weinerdog #yum #cute

Photo: [phillyvoice.com]
Joke:[ funology.com]

6

What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths? A shampoodle!

What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths? A shampoodle!

Splish splash this shampoodle was takin a bath!
#bathtime #poodle #bubbles #cutie

Photo: [reddit.com]
Joke: [funology.com]

7

Why do dogs love conjunctions? They just really love buts!!

Why do dogs love conjunctions? They just really love buts!!

Maybe you don't want to see how much dogs like butts but it could be worse, right?
#sniff #dogs #investigating

Photo: [vetstreet.com]
Joke: [rover.com]

8

Why does a dog wag its tail? Because there's no one else to wag it for them!

Why does a dog wag its tail? Because there's no one else to wag it for them!

What's cuter than a happy puppy wagging its tail?
#cute #happy #pup #tail #play

Photo: [telegraph.co.uk]
Joke: [funology.com]