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Bored Bored Bored? Six Cheesy Puns to Make You Facepalm

Smash boredom for, literally, 45 seconds to a minute with these awesome puns. Perfect for a micro-procrastinate, brushing up on your Christmas cracker/dad jokes or just to lighten the mood on a dull Tuesday. Tuesdays are the worst.

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Cute+Ball+Pun=Squee

Cute+Ball+Pun=Squee

Is it a hamster or a tiny bear? Hard to say but it's cute as a tiny hamster-bear can be and gets the puns rolling.

From: Blow Birthday Cards

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Hey bread, meet social commentary. And puns.

Hey bread, meet social commentary. And puns.

From the puntastic Deep Fried Pudge, see what happen when baked goods meet heteronormative stereotypes in a pun sandwich. Cheap joke or a vital step to smashing the patriarchy? Probably the former but guaranteed to alleviate boredom for a solid 10 seconds.

From: Deep Fried Pudge

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Compromise: the building blocks of any relationship

Compromise: the building blocks of any relationship

Who doesn't love a good hug? And a solid pun on the world's favourite Danish export.

I'd love to see this with Lego Batman - just putting that out there for universe.

From: I Love Doodle

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IT'S A TRAP!

IT'S A TRAP!

Bit of a visual pun here... Of course, the joke's on the cheesy Death Star which will soon be destroyed by the nibbling of the of mousey Skywalker.

From: Brian Kesinger

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Things that make you go "Aw!"

Things that make you go "Aw!"

I'm a big of fan of punny birthday cards and this one's a cute little cracker. If you think it's a bit fishy, remember that porpoises are mammals so they give birth to live young, breathe air, produce milk and are immune to 99% of cheap puns.

From: Blow Birthday Cards

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*This* is how you teach maths

*This* is how you teach maths

Shockingly, there are no jokes about Pie-thagoras on the net. And that's not a Fib(onacci). Sorry...

From: Matific