Bad Secret Santa Gift List

Let's start this off with a bang. We've all seen Borat and his famous 'Mankini', many of us have also seen our Uncle, mate or in the worst case scenario our dads give one a go on the first night of the family holiday. Well this year Uncle Dave can keep it festive and leave his summer swimsuit firmly in the bottom drawer because I've found a Santa thong screaming with festivity, it's all he will need wrapped up under the Christmas tree.

Sometimes subtlety just isn't enough, the whole office is thinking the same thing ( that guy is a total d**k) it just takes an office hero willing to drop that bad secret Santa to make it known. If you're going to do it, let this how not to be a d**k book do the talking.

Everybody knows a stress head, somebody who sees the issue and not the solution. What would be the ideal gift for that person? Obviously an under-desk scrotum stress ball, duh?

If you've ever been lucky enough to share a house with fellow students, then you'll know that this toilet caution cone is not just a novelty gift, it's a necessity. This is sure to make your beloved pal a little red faced when opening, but red is the colour of the season, right?

If you thought this list of bad secreat Santa gifts couldn't get any worse, here comes Bieber. This obviously won't have the same effect if you're buying for your thirteen year old cousin because, let's face it the guy is flawless and she definitely fancies him. However, if you're buying for your mate Barry , the guy who can't resist the occasional sing along to Bieber's top hit 'sorry' then you're on the right track. That will teach him.

Traditionally known for helping you find your way home - this compass gift will work perfectly for those always finding themselves in 'sticky' situations. You know who i'm referring to here, always putting their foot in it, running their mouth to the point of no return. You didn't hear this from me but if you did actually just want them to get lost - a little tampering may be in order...