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Bad Secret Santa Gift List

Are you a practical joker at heart, a bad Santa in disguise? Let's face it, a practical joke is far funnier then a box of chocolates. Here you will find the perfect secret santa gift ideas for your brother, father, work colleges and maybe even your ex? Yep I went there.

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Christmas Santa Thong

Christmas Santa Thong

Let's start this off with a bang. We've all seen Borat and his famous 'Mankini', many of us have also seen our Uncle, mate or in the worst case scenario our dads give one a go on the first night of the family holiday. Well this year Uncle Dave can keep it festive and leave his summer swimsuit firmly in the bottom drawer because I've found a Santa thong screaming with festivity, it's all he will need wrapped up under the Christmas tree.

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How Not To Be A D**k

How Not To Be A D**k

Sometimes subtlety just isn't enough, the whole office is thinking the same thing ( that guy is a total d**k) it just takes an office hero willing to drop that bad secret Santa to make it known. If you're going to do it, let this how not to be a d**k book do the talking.

NiceBalls - Under-Desk Scrotum Shaped Stress Balls

Everybody knows a stress head, somebody who sees the issue and not the solution. What would be the ideal gift for that person? Obviously an under-desk scrotum stress ball, duh?

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Caution Cone

Caution Cone

If you've ever been lucky enough to share a house with fellow students, then you'll know that this toilet caution cone is not just a novelty gift, it's a necessity. This is sure to make your beloved pal a little red faced when opening, but red is the colour of the season, right?

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Justin Bieber 2017 Calendar

Justin Bieber 2017 Calendar

If you thought this list of bad secreat Santa gifts couldn't get any worse, here comes Bieber. This obviously won't have the same effect if you're buying for your thirteen year old cousin because, let's face it the guy is flawless and she definitely fancies him. However, if you're buying for your mate Barry , the guy who can't resist the occasional sing along to Bieber's top hit 'sorry' then you're on the right track. That will teach him.

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'Get Lost' Compass

'Get Lost' Compass

Traditionally known for helping you find your way home - this compass gift will work perfectly for those always finding themselves in 'sticky' situations. You know who i'm referring to here, always putting their foot in it, running their mouth to the point of no return. You didn't hear this from me but if you did actually just want them to get lost - a little tampering may be in order...