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25 reasons why you should never visit Wales

Wales. Who'd want to go there?

6

We can't decide what architecture we prefer

We can't decide what architecture we prefer

Check out this Italian rubbish.

12

Our piers have no Starbucks

Our piers have no Starbucks

Awful.

14

We can't act

We can't act

Another sigh.

23

And our sunsets are always blotted out

And our sunsets are always blotted out

like this stupid bit of rock.

24

or another stupid castle

or another stupid castle

Why so many?

2

This beach here only came third best in Europe

This beach here only came third best in Europe

and only ninth best in the world.

4

Everywhere you go, there's just castle...

Everywhere you go, there's just castle...

after castle...

15

Our football team couldn't even get to the final of the Euros

Our football team couldn't even get to the final of the Euros

Meh.

16

And our rugby team have only won

And our rugby team have only won

the Six Nations title four times in the last 11 years, including just three Grand Slams.

17

Our main stadium can only hold 74,500 people

Our main stadium can only hold 74,500 people

and can only put on world-class concerts when the rugby's not on.

19

Our flag's got a stupid big dragon on it

Our flag's got a stupid big dragon on it

Why?

20

Our mountains have no lifts on them

Our mountains have no lifts on them

This is the 21st century!

21

So sometimes, the only way down

So sometimes, the only way down

is in a a bag on a wire like this.

22

Our beaches don't have palm trees

Our beaches don't have palm trees

We're not good enough to have them are we?

25

You're best off staying where you are

You're best off staying where you are

Understood?

1

There's nothing around for miles

There's nothing around for miles

It's just all hills and stuff.

3

Our buildings are in a shocking state of repair

Our buildings are in a shocking state of repair

It's embarrassing.

5

...after castle

...after castle

They're everywhere.

7

Even our best poet had to work here

Even our best poet had to work here

In a shed!

8

There are so many golf courses

There are so many golf courses

that there's no room to build houses.

9

Our lighthouses aren't even acccessible

Our lighthouses aren't even acccessible

by public transport.

10

Our place names are just ridiculous

Our place names are just ridiculous

How'd you get that on your train ticket?

11

We've got no modern bridges

We've got no modern bridges

This must have been built ages ago! Hasn't even been painted!

13

We can't sing

We can't sing

Sigh.

18

Even the motorbikes that go there don't have brakes on them

Even the motorbikes that go there don't have brakes on them

Very dangerous.