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Updated by Dancing Astronaut on Mar 18, 2013
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Caption Contest: Paris Hilton & Afrojack at Pacha

Give us your funniest caption for this photo of Afrojack and Paris Hilton in the booth at Pacha NYC.

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I'm getting more money being here with you than I did on my last album. High five!

I'm getting more money being here with you than I did on my last album. High five!

I'm getting more money being here with you than I did on my last album. High five!

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Babe, what do you mean your not going to play my songs?

Babe, what do you mean your not going to play my songs?
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Paris

Paris

#YES!

(let me explain myself, if you follow Paris on Twitter, you will see she has suddenly had a new found love for "raves" and house music, most of the time finishing one of her "rave" tweets with "#YES!"... she is not only tainting the industry, but I don't think she has any idea what she is talking about, and would not be able to diffeientiante levels from calling. ... gotta love her enthusiasm, however.)

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Smile and wave, Paris, just smile and wave!

Smile and wave, Paris, just smile and wave!
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Paris stop, only i can do the cool hand motions

Paris stop, only i can do the cool hand motions
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Afrojack featuring Paris Hilton: bangslut Rock The Hilton

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Hey Lover, Can you play that new Steve Angello song?

Hey Lover, Can you play that new Steve Angello song?

Hey Lover, Can you play that new Steve Angello song?

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I'm not sure which one of us is more drunk

I'm not sure which one of us is more drunk
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Babe, what do you mean your not going to play me track?

Babe, what do you mean your not going to play me track?
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Blowjob later?

Blowjob later?

Blowjob later?

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Can you play some bob sinclair?

Can you play some bob sinclair?

Can you play some bob sinclair?

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WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME DEADMAU FIVE?!

WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME DEADMAU FIVE?!

WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME DEADMAU FIVE?!

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Behind The Booth: 001

Behind The Booth: 001

Paris: Nick, you should really leave the music to proper DJ's likeeee Bob Sinclaaaar
Afrojack: Paris, you should leave the signing to anyone else, like Rebecca Black

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caption contest

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Sex tape number 3, smile baby !

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Filming sextape number 3 !

Filming sextape number 3 !
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Don't make me smack that iPhone out of your hand. Remember what happened last time you had a camera?

Don't make me smack that iPhone out of your hand. Remember what happened last time you had a camera?
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I really hope she doesn't leave me and go F#$k brovicii at the after party

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I'm Hot!

I'm Hot!
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Your dad is paying for my hotel.

Your dad is paying for my hotel.