A list of hopefully humorous jokes that are Psychology-related. Reader beware.
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Light Bulb Joke 1
Q: How long does it take a psychologist to change a light bulb?
A: Not long, but the light bulb really has to WANT to change.
Light Bulb Joke 2
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it'll take an hour a week for 5 years to do it.
Funeral Director joke
A priest arrives early at the funeral and starts talking with the Funeral Director. He ask, "So, why did you want to pursue this career may I ask?"
And the Funeral Director responds, "I don't know, I guess I just like working with people."
The point: just about everyone "works with people" and you hear Psychology students say this a lot - that they want to work with people. But you've really got to be more specific about exactly which "people" and in what way you want to work with them. Experience and talking with people in the field of Psychology are the best ways to find this out.