How should the government spend $3.3 million in bitcoins?

Maybe we can get a few more pandas at the National Zoo for $3.3 million?

Seems as if something like bitcoins should be spent on projects short on physical properties, like a virtual data center or a cloud. Any FedRAMP CSPs accept bitcoins as payment? In the physical world…divvy them up among federal workers and buy everyone lunch, like at this food truck in D.C., which apparently accepts bit coins.