Caption Contest: Paris Hilton & Afrojack at Pacha

Give us your funniest caption for this photo of Afrojack and Paris Hilton in the booth at Pacha NYC.

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    1. I'm getting more money being here with you than I did on my last album. High five!

      I'm getting more money being here with you than I did on my last album. High five!

      I'm getting more money being here with you than I did on my last album. High five!

    2. Babe, what do you mean your not going to play my songs?

      Babe, what do you mean your not going to play my songs?

    3. Paris

      Paris

      #YES!

      (let me explain myself, if you follow Paris on Twitter, you will see she has suddenly had a new found love for "raves" and house music, most of the time finishing one of her "rave" tweets with "#YES!"... she is not only tainting the industry, but I don't think she has any idea what she is talking about, and would not be able to diffeientiante levels from calling. ... gotta love her enthusiasm, however.)

    4. Smile and wave, Paris, just smile and wave!

      Smile and wave, Paris, just smile and wave!

    5. Paris stop, only i can do the cool hand motions

      Paris stop, only i can do the cool hand motions

    6. Afrojack featuring Paris Hilton: bangslut Rock The Hilton

      Afrojack featuring Paris Hilton: bangslut Rock The Hilton

    7. Hey Lover, Can you play that new Steve Angello song?

      Hey Lover, Can you play that new Steve Angello song?

      Hey Lover, Can you play that new Steve Angello song?

    8. I'm not sure which one of us is more drunk

      I'm not sure which one of us is more drunk

    9. Babe, what do you mean your not going to play me track?

      Babe, what do you mean your not going to play me track?

    10. Blowjob later?

      Blowjob later?

      Blowjob later?